My new boyfriend and I are moving to a cabin in the woods...
The KC Sprints crew - Jones, Zeke and Jevon - really know how to throw down the gauntlet and set the standard for the crazy when it comes to urban biking events: the mike was dropped with such force last night that no one would take the stage for fear of a reverse knob-job that would register on the Richter scale....
This post will not go into detail about the events that transpired during this epic event, rather I will focus on documenting said disaster through the following photo-essay; for if you cannot decipher the near-criminal behaviors that were undertaken, you need serious help - or a 4th grade sex-ed class...
Team Mega-Penis won in the ( rear ) end...
G-Whiz and his new flame are moving in next to us...
He probably won't even call me back...even though I think I'm pregnant...
Don (Chris-Go) Juan...
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