https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9TM7IMoUhk&feature=youtu.be
If the above Youtube link is any indication the answer is yes...and since I was a total fucking lame eunuch last night, I missed this bacchanalia of ball-slapping, aka Dirt Cred the Second Cumming. Instead, I filmed a porno with my *45 wives called 'Aborted Mor(m)on' and then killed all the puppies in the neighborhood with a butter knife, also known as a normal Saturday night at the Carson household. In other, less sordid news, I did not ride my Fatbike in the snow today because I have been out in this Winter-living-hell-shitfacedhole all week - a cornucopia of single-digits and frozen, receding penile persuasions: if there was a way I could legally get away with raping this snow and murdering its immediate family, I again would volunteer my sainthood for such a noble endeavor...
This post is really about nothing as usual, other than a photo-dump that rivals a T-rex with diarrhea; or maybe just my anus after a binge at Chipotle, one that includes an entire bottle of smoked Tabasco, which, until Google saved me from certain failure, I thought was spelled with an "0"...just goes to show ye that my majority German roots are so un-spicy that it borders on mental abuse: or maybe my current pour is speaking...
Buttplugs in actuality, this post is ostensibly for the purpose of showing off my ridiculously inept video editing skills while under the influence of brain matter I found on the floor of a short bus: This is my final edit of the tardtastic footage I obtained at Single Speed Arizona last weekend; replete with a wimpy wreck that left me with 2 cracked ribs and the inability to huff crystal off a hooker's belly button. Enjoy Cocaine; and for sexy-time's sake, go to the settings and watch it in 720p HD...the bouncing camera on my Jones 29+ looks so much better that way...
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