"So, what do you think of this dildo I bought on Groupon?"

Of the myriad and devious persons of this world that I dare call my friends, one, let's call him Schmicko, has been having the time of his life over the last 18 months or so, following a divorce after 10+ years of wedded bliss/torture. This, in turn, gives me a window - or peephole to be more accurate - into a life that I no longer can imagine, even with the most salacious of sense-memory functioning, and last night I received a two-week update on the trials and tribulations of having a sore member; and not from getting kicked by a horny goat on meth: this was how the evening began, and it went downhill expediently from there…

Oh the joys of getting a text from a potential dating partner that contains the glorious image of a battery-powered device not used for KOM's…

Drunkeness of a magnitude 8.5 followed with muchos haste, and eventually The Dicko made his way home, on the way surely laying waste to *345 Big Macs.

Since the rains came back to our area with a heated vengeance over the weekend and have yet to loosen their grip on our area, trail riding is on hold for a few days - probably until the weekend, wherein Team 8 Lumens will either be riding at the Cedar Cross in Missouri or at the Wilson Lake Fat Tire Festival in central Kansas. And, speaking of the Lumens of 8:

front of tee..

and the back..

http://8lumens.bigcartel.com/product/lance-livewrong

The kick ass/sack/balls digi-camo cycling hats will be available through the above link on Monday so get some while it's hot to twat…