Mr. 1000...

And just when all was thought lost I was able to pork Newt in all 3 holes over 1000 times in one week...or was it that I violated 1000 androgynous goats on New Zealand's south island in a 24 hr. period: only Time Magazine will tell.  In actuality, it would seem that this virginal blog has been viewed nearly 1000 times in the week since it was violently aborted; and to think that 900 of them were me in a solipsistic, masturbatory rage...keep cumming back y'all.