Post no Williams...

With all the body-image shaming and guilt-ridden mea culpas dripping from the sewer pipes this week, Team 8Lumens is embarking on a noble quest for catharsis and revival tonight, deep into the bowels of the crystal-clear waters of Brush Creek, which unknown to most, originates in Johnson County, chockablocked with fertilizer residue from two of the richest golf courses in the Midwest. It then meanders through the Plaza wherein it is laced with a million pounds of goose excrement and medical waste from the UMKC School of Medicine, and eventually dumps its load of sludge into the Blue River - a stone's throw away from Royals Stadium - and from there heads North towards the mighty Missouri; and we all know where that ends up: True Detective-Land.

It would seem that the spiritual youth-leader of the Lumens, #hardcorbincummybuns, knows of a few abandoned caves - coal mines from the looks of the map - that are accessible through an initiation process of ritual sacrifice to the Gawdess of Gordo, Southwest Kardashian. Even though the chosen one has not yet been birthed into the gutter of the universe, we must pay homage to her, for it is she who will bring the light to the Pumpkin Oreo King. 

If one or more of our contingent is lost, or left to eat the carcass of a nuclear rat for sustenance during the Base of Balls game that we will surely miss, let it be heard on high that Q39 has the best Barbecue and Maps Coffee Roasters ( Velo+) is almost as good as Folgers....

Deffer and Pool are getting so fat these days...

Oddity Cycles in Ft. Collins gives me mega-chub...