Friday, May 31, 2013

You Dirty Sanchez's..I mean Kansans.





Yes indeed, the DK 200 is tomorrow and I will not be present as was foretold. May the force be with the Pirate and El Blanco Miguel, as well as my many other compatriots who will have bleeding anus' by midnight Saturday. I hear rumors that Handleballs is already booked full for his gig as a prostitute at the KOA campground...and I can tell you from experience that he is well worth your money. And, as a bonus for me - !que ganga para mi! - those drunken assuckers sold all the Taddihogg DK hats in 10 minutes: Heckuva job Brownies.  Just make sure that you pack your frame-bags chock full of Ding-Dongs and Cherry Rolls...Dolly Madison needs $ for her stint in rehab.

TwatCunt out...




1 comment:

  1. Ha! Those hats were a huge hit.. I almost sold one to a grandma, but when she said she didn't have any money, I snatched it back from her.

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