And as it was written: the great flood of Noah and his Narcs was simply the collapse of the land bridge at Istanbul -creating the Black Sea- and the animals, two by ten, had goat sex and donkey shows to attend to. Thank Gawd for Russell Crow and his failing career; please come punch me so I can retire. And, now that the corporate "Daylight Saving Time" is in effect -look it up fools, it is a manufactured bullshit scheme introduced by the Fascist Chamber of Commerce here in the US of Assholes and the petroleum industry - we can now expect the Summer to be right around the corner, waiting for us to get a peephole peek at dry trails.
Buttplugs in other news, we - 8 Lumens Inc. - got a nice urban (read exurban yuppie fuckunts) ride in Saturday night, which ended up at Velo+, wherein we crashed the EarthRiders chili cook-off, and I burnt my gullet with the hottest shit this side of Tijuana, and Vincent basically shooing us out the door. From there we made the ride to Bier Station and yet another angry owner telling us to use our 'inside voices' and KC looking hawt whilst serving us 4oz pours of amazing barley pop... 20+miles in all, on my SS Krampus....the green one.
Merry Spring Break you twaturds.
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