Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Hobby Lobby Hand-Jobby.

   


     !Praise GAWD! At least my vagina can be properly regulated at my place of work now; all my fellow employees who help me arrange plastic flowers and balsa wood airplanes, while listening to Michael W. Smith's greatest hits, can now sleep better knowing their hushpuppy-addicted boyfriends can make as many gene-challenged babies as they so choose.


But let us not wade into the quagmire that is the arena of climate change deniers and bible literalists, for all is well under the canopy of altered states here in KC: The Fuck Yeah sock revolution has begun and 8Lumens will not stop until all Satan's children wear them to Mass and Temple. 




Get your bad self a pair or 10 here before they are all covered in pussy hair:

And if you don't this fine lady will never, ever, ever, ever ever give you a lap dance.


And, speaking of beautiful women, HardCorbinCummyBuns is such a damn juvenile delinquent:


…and El Killer de Silencio is a fast mofo on the Speeds of Singles…especially in his own damn backyard, SMP in Shawnee KS.







 

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