Friday, July 5, 2013

Helter Skelter...





Bitch bitch beeaatchhha....today had highs: Riding 2 hours on the Blue River with a new chain on my King Krampussy; and lows, sealing and tarring my 100 fucking yard driveway with my own, two lonesome, blistered effing hands....dear Deevil: stop the Gawdamn madness.


I was supposed to spend the night getting plastered with Ricko the Dicko at the Bier Station; staring at mini-skirts and thongs, but no, instead I tarred my stupid fucking driveway until 10p.m. At least the Krampus and my thighs are ready to rage at Wyco on Sunday...if my hands heal that is. 





1 comment:

  1. That is a shitload of masturbating...

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