Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Dig a hole...no, really.

In the event that you or any of your loved ones are planning to attend this Saturday night's Ride for Death, I give you the below link....spend the 10 minutes it will take to get your adrenal glands swollen to the point of bursting then ask yourself this simple question: is my giner deep enough for this kind of penetration?  

( and yes that is me at 4:55 doing the fire jump in reverse...)

Because, dear enemies, these are not the garden variety shenanigans that your Granny told you about...instead the urban mt. bike goodness that is The Ride for Death will shake the foundations of your very soulless soul...be there or be mocked and ridiculed by dead baby goats on meth...

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