I will not spend these precious moments - which should be spent with my family - on my usual geopolitical soapbox, but let us remember that we are a country based on exploitation and still are: instead, we, the bottom 90% are ecstatic that TV's and Xbox's are going on sale tonight at 6 o'clock, and that we have become whores to Capitalism on a voluntary basis; Gawd bless Walmart and the Virgin Mary Macy's...
On a more upbeat note - one that has a hippity, hoppity flavor flav - we had a pretty pretty pretty good night ride last night at Swope Park, and only El Blanco's wittle toesies were sacrificed to the Devil of Dirt. And, per Boner Ghost standards - which are higher than you might think - we made the customary stop at The Bier Station on the way back towards the County of Johnson's... We were joined by a gaggle of gorgeous male prostitutes as well as Team 8 Lumens' favorite Victoria's Secret models, and instead of the pre-ordained drunkenness that is typical for The Cuntwat, Urethra Franklin took the reigns and rode the tranny goats all the way to Beavertown...
The night was also super 'Especiale' for the simple reason that El Blanco has now jumped the shark onto a true 29+...a sexy, seductive Purple Nurple Krampussy:
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