As the week that was came to a close last night and I consumed my new favorite Imperial Stout - TenFidy from Oskar Blues - I realized, in a caffeine haze, that I had not spent an entire week away from my duties as a self-aggrandizing, narcissistic buttard since launching this mess of a blog in May. Though I found myself beating the weasel -at 7500 ft. - to thoughts of typing asinine letters and copying pseudo-porn from the interwebbing, it was a nice break away from any news of the outside world, which consisted mostly of morons setting up Facefuck pages defending a complete tool who wears camo undies; just in case of the event that a woman would actually be in search of his stack of dimes in the brush.
So, while I'm feeling frisky, let us discuss the bible-whacking retardery that took place in my absence...I will at a later date go into minute detail about how ridiculously enjoyable my week in Colorado was, but bashing people born with an IQ of 110 who only use 50% of said intelligence is far more pertinent on this snowy Saturday morning...
...the highest elevation I could get on Long's Peak before I was blown over by 60 mph wind gusts.
I will freely admit that I have never ever ever ever - and will never ever ever ever - waste a single second of my waking hours watching reality television: this is not an elitist platform on which I stand and deliver some form of exalted coruscation; but it is, however, a point of reference to get a foothold on, one that includes reading rather than viewing faux-authenticity. I suppose that I reside in some semblance of denial where the proclaimed piety of our beloved nation is concerned, but the outpouring of emotional support for Mr. Duck Dynasty -and his "right to be a dogmatist" - is simply beyond belief: the base fact that his defense is connected to religion in any way shape or formality is the lowest form of cognition available to those who might as well volunteer for a lobotomy and get a job at the Creation Museum - http://creationmuseum.org. This 'man', who in a dark room could easily be confused with a Neanderthal, has every constitutional right to imbibe every false science contained in the Bible, as well as the ability to espouse this 'information' in the public sphere; and to be shamed for said voluntarily imbecillic reaction his fans ladle upon his A&E pimps. There is, in the most crass language I can muster this early in the morning, ( and with no beer in my system ) no excuse for this magical-thinking-spaghetti-monster-bullshit to ever see the light of day in our modern age: religion is 2000-year-old science and should be treated as such; if you want to believe that the earth is flat and that dinosaurs were put here by the Devil to confuse paleontologists then be my guest. Just remember that when you give your 10% tithe every week you are part and parcel to the curable disease of cognitive blindness; as well as the crime of bigotry and hatred, which 'Jesus' ( fabricated by the Romans ) would have totally not gotten off to...
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